Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Loyalty like that deserves a

Loyalty like that deserves a permanent spot on the couch and full control of the remote

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Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Loyalty like that deserves aDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: